And here we are.

Thought to spare: And here we are again. A fresh start, a new beginning.

As of today, I can confirm that the club has an office. And what a perilous quest it was to find the office.

Having walked a good way, our dear secretary found himself in want of refreshment and stopped by the art building acquire said drink. Upon entering the building he spied a large piece of art shaped a bit like those Japanese Torii, out in the enclosed courtyard.

Upon inspection he discovered it was an inter-dimensional gate. Not daring to go through it, he tried to get back into the art building only to discover that the door to the enclosed courtyard was locked on the courtyard side.

Being quite stuck, our dear secretary decided the quickest way to escape was to jump the wall on the other side of the courtyard. Scaling the fence was no problem for our nimble hero, but once on top of the wall, he found that the other side was an equally enclosed service area some fifty feet below.

Fearing for his life, he returned to the courtyard to wait for some kind soul to pass in the art building atrium, see him, and help him in his plight.

Now wishing he had gotten his drink before checking out the inter-dimensional Torii art piece, our hero waited and waited and finally escaped by the help of an art student that was not the hot female with the dyed hair that had been in the heat-delusioned fevered thoughts occupying our protagonist’s brain but rather a surely male of irrelevant stature and size who only grunted when told of the plight of the secretary.

Now, free of imprisonment, our hero left straightway to the SUB administration to get the epic papers he needed to free the office from… well, actually that was done last week.

Fact to share: Almost all insects only stand on three legs at one time. This gives them a prefect tripod balance.